Ode to a Michigan Winter

By | January 13, 2018

It’s winter here in Michigan
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles per hour
At thirty-five below

Oh, how I love Michigan
When the snows up to your butt
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose gets frozen shut

Yes the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave Michigan
‘Cause I’m frozen to the ground